In this very special video episode of Nymphet Alumni, we convene in Hell’s Kitchen to perform our first-ever mukbang. Filmed the evening after our tiki-themed Substack launch party, we attempt to recover with 30 Chick-fil-A nuggets, two Cokes, two large fries, one chicken sandwich, and six Crumbl cookies. Along the way, we unpack the economics of fast food franchising, explore the theological divide between Protestant and Mormon desserts, debate the integrity of Chick-fil-A’s pickle batter and more. Bon appétit!
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SPEAKER 2
Hi, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Nympha Alumni. I'm Sam. I'm here with Biz and Alexi. And today we have a very special episode planned for you guys. We are in New York City to celebrate our Substack launch. We threw an amazing tiki party last night.
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And to get over the hangover that we have via consumption of various tiki drinks, we decided to order some Chick-fil-A and consume it and sort of recap We're doing a mukbang. We're doing a mukbang. We are. Yeah. Our favorite fast food restaurant.
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SPEAKER 1
Yeah.
I love u guys but why was this filmed on a toaster?
It’s called a laptop
Love my homophobic queens🤩
dream spliff scenario
I’m about to try “The Sam” omg
The Sam is so good
my substack subscription was worth it just for alexi’s pica reveal
I need to know Sam's favorite pickle. Texans are pickle experts
I would subscribe on patreon for Sam’s hair routine
a diet dr pepper from chik fil a hits soooo different
Watching this while making dinner 🍜💝
Watched this while eating Chick-fil-A for the first time 🪭🐓
wait I lowkey thing y'all would love unconn's championship story though.... all the girls on the team are besties -- like they can't talk about each other without crying <3 love the power of friendship <3
Yessss!!!
this is excellent
dream come true!!!!
miss kennedy mentioned
HE WAS NOT HOLLYWOOD LEVEL HOT